Short and sharp will shunt you to shapely

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Short and sharp will shunt you to shapely

It’s good for your skin, your sleep and your sex life

Devlin Brown

Lockdown level 3 sounds like the name of a B-grade action movie starring Eric Roberts. And many of the decisions made on our behalf by an ensemble of scrambling ministers appear as well thought out as the plot tropes in B-grade gems such as Best of the Best 2.

Covid-19 has been accused of many things, such as accelerating digital transformation, keeping Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma smoking hot and spoiling the best-laid plans of gym aficionados and fitness freaks.

Since day one of the lockdown, chocolates and sweets have been on the essential services list. “I just have to stock up on my Twinkies and bubblegum soda! Don’t worry officer, I won’t buy open-toe shoes or go for a run after sitting for nine hours in front of my home computer.”..

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