When little willy, willy won’t go, you pass a law about it
To be safe from unwanted naked genitalia, go to Texas
Remember Anthony Weiner? The Democratic congressman whose love of sending unsolicited photos of his nether regions meant that he became an all too aptly named idiot whose political achievements are less remembered than his surname and love of dick pics.
Weiner served as a generally well-liked and effective member of Congress from 1999 until 2011 when he decided it would be a good idea to send a woman who had contacted him via Twitter, pictures of his junk.
He apologised and tried to return to politics in 2013. As the subject of a documentary, he went on during the filming to commit the same sin again and was forced to retire forever from political life, a joke that kept on giving to those who couldn’t believe his inability to keep it in his pants...