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I’m no guru, but it seems there’s still room for a groovy conman ...

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I’m no guru, but it seems there’s still room for a groovy conman to coin it

A poll has found 77% of South Africans trust TimesLIVE, but then 68% also trust the creators of the Thembisa 10

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Oxford’s Reuters Institute has published the latest figures measuring SA’s trust in news media, and I am happy to report that the numbers are fantastically good for me. 

First, it turns out that 77% of the South Africans polled said they trust TimesLIVE, which suggests a similar percentage trusts me. This, in turn, means some of you are now ready to hear about the new religion I’m starting, in which followers will sell shares in my non-fungible, technically non-existent cryptocurrency, GuruCoin, to new disciples to ascend higher up The Pyramid of Groovyness. 

Hey, if it worked for the ANC, why can’t it work for me? ..

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