We've got news for you.

Register on Sunday Times at no cost to receive newsletters, read exclusive articles & more.
Register now

Lindiwe Zulu must think we’re just porns in her macabre game


Lindiwe Zulu must think we’re just porns in her macabre game

Social development minister’s green paper on a state-run pension fund is so grotesque, it’s downright pornographic


Erotic fiction is dizzyingly diverse. Catering to our almost infinite creativity when it comes to getting hot and sweaty in the privacy of our own imaginations, there is tumescent prose for any and every proclivity. And now, thanks to Lindiwe Zulu, there’s even ANC-themed porn.

Of course, the state and most media are pretending that Zulu’s self-published smut — enigmatically entitled Green Paper — is policy rather than porn. And certainly, if you don’t share her party’s lusts, it might look like just another fantastically terrible idea by the malignant clown caravan that brought you state capture, 34% unemployment, load-shedding, Marikana, the July insurrection and Bheki Cele.

To you and me, there’s nothing sexy about Zulu’s proposal, gazetted two weeks ago, to extract up to 12% of our income and hand it to a state-run pension fund, which will then loot, sorry, I mean “administer” it...

This article is free to read if you register or sign in.

Sunday Times Daily

If you have already registered or subscribed, please sign in to continue.

Questions or problems?
Email helpdesk@timeslive.co.za or call 0860 52 52 00.