Like a certain ridiculous little tuber, we hope the taste for orange wanes

In the wake of the blessed Donald Trump’s miraculous recovery from Covid-19, many cartoonists – among other trenchant analysts of human nature – have speculated about whether the addle-brained ammonite is in possession of an actual heart.

When the coronavirus attacks the heart, it dramatically lessens the infected person’s chances of survival. If you don’t have one to start with, you’ll probably be fine.

Perhaps it isn’t fair to call him heartless, but the first thing the orangosaurus said to his subjects after getting out of his sick bed was: “Get out there!”..