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Poephol power: relax SA, electricity is free - God and Andile ...


Poephol power: relax SA, electricity is free - God and Andile say so

Coal, wind, solar ... if you believe these can’t be free, you’re a fool, says the Black First Land First sideshow


In an astonishing triple breakthrough for science, engineering and economics, professional sideshow Andile Mngxitama has revealed that electricity costs literally nothing to produce because God has sprinkled coal everywhere and we can “just go and take it out of the ground” for free.

In a blog titled “Is free electricity possible?”, the founder of Me First, Me First, Please God Why Won’t Someone Pay Me (also sometimes referred to as Black First, Land First) revealed that electricity was a basic human right that should be free but that “the ruling class”, which is “white people”, had tricked everyone into believing that we should pay for it.

Using a research methodology that apparently combined Google, confirmation bias and things told to him by mer-people in a dream, Mngxitama revealed that “a lot of the fools who say electricity can’t be given for free don’t know that in SA 90% of energy, of fuel, comes from coal. People don’t know that there’s no manufacturer of coal, it’s a God-given product. You just go and take it out of the ground. God has given you coal for free. Just like if you move to clean energy, being solar and air – these things are for free.”..

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