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May your 2020 be full of tenders’ loving care


May your 2020 be full of tenders’ loving care

May you be as unstoppable as Bathabile Dlamini and as confident as Brian Molefe


The time has come for me to sign off for 2019, but before I go I want to extend to some traditional South African hopes and wishes to take with you into the festive season and the new year.

First, may your holiday be as safe as the ANC top 6, as abundant with family as a government tender to supply coal, and as calm as Cyril Ramaphosa before his first shock of the morning, which is when the toast pops out of the toaster and he screams: “Bread! Hot bread! Flying in the sky! How?!”

If you are travelling, may your journey be as swift as a blue-light convoy, as free of turbulence as a grounded SAA flight and as cheap as an MEC from KwaZulu-Natal forcing taxpayers to pay for a rental because he doesn’t want to fix his own car...

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