Cyrus Ramapaloozah and the new US ambassador to SA


Cyrus Ramapaloozah and the new US ambassador to SA

Trump, insists handbag designer Lana Marks, ‘totally believes in Ramaphosa’. Totally. No, really


Citizens of Cape Town are grappling with their identity today after they discovered that Donald Trump described the city as “beautiful”, implying that their home is either a porn star, a lump of coal, a letter from North Korea, a phone call to Ukraine, or any blonde white woman under the age of 24.

This startling news was delivered to local media by Trump's newly appointed ambassador to SA, Lana Marks, a handbag designer.

Marks, who has no experience in the diplomatic service or qualifications for the post, was at pains to explain that she didn’t buy her way into the job...

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