Dear Julius, it takes one to know one


Dear Julius, it takes one to know one

Zimbabwe is just not that into you, Mr Malema


Dear Relationship Roxy,

My name is Julius. I have been in a loving, intimate and financially rewarding relationship with myself for 38 years.

Anyway, a few years ago I kind of fell into an on-again, off-again thing with my next-door neighbour, Zimbabwe. I didn’t spend much time at her place because she’s poor and I don’t like getting my pointy shoes dusty, plus she couldn’t afford to buy me champagne (I know, right?) but she is very beautiful...

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