Dear Julius, it takes one to know one

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Dear Julius, it takes one to know one

Zimbabwe is just not that into you, Mr Malema

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Dear Relationship Roxy,

My name is Julius. I have been in a loving, intimate and financially rewarding relationship with myself for 38 years.

Anyway, a few years ago I kind of fell into an on-again, off-again thing with my next-door neighbour, Zimbabwe. I didn’t spend much time at her place because she’s poor and I don’t like getting my pointy shoes dusty, plus she couldn’t afford to buy me champagne (I know, right?) but she is very beautiful...

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