Hands up if you have sweaty armpits. Now stick ’em in the ...

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Hands up if you have sweaty armpits. Now stick ’em in the microwave

... the specialised microwave at the practitioner of a radical new technique, that is. And it works

Josh Burt

I was trying to find an appropriate metaphor to describe my sweatiness levels without painting the wrong picture, and I decided I’m probably a gently trickling stream. Watery, but not too watery.

A slight sheen, yes, but not the whole Niagara Falls cascading down my face.

If the numbers say that men sweat 40% more than women (which they do), I’d say I’m in the meaty part of the curve: above-average sweaty, which means the light blue shirt section of my wardrobe usually goes entirely untouched during scorching temperatures like those of recent weeks in Europe...

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