Hands up if you have sweaty armpits. Now stick ’em in the microwave
... the specialised microwave at the practitioner of a radical new technique, that is. And it works
I was trying to find an appropriate metaphor to describe my sweatiness levels without painting the wrong picture, and I decided I’m probably a gently trickling stream. Watery, but not too watery.
A slight sheen, yes, but not the whole Niagara Falls cascading down my face.
If the numbers say that men sweat 40% more than women (which they do), I’d say I’m in the meaty part of the curve: above-average sweaty, which means the light blue shirt section of my wardrobe usually goes entirely untouched during scorching temperatures like those of recent weeks in Europe...