Sorry if it’s a bumber, but it isn’t Carl and Busisiwe in that ...


Sorry if it’s a bumber, but it isn’t Carl and Busisiwe in that pic

Both Zuma's chief fart catcher and our protector deny it's her in the photo, and I couldn’t agree more. Here's why


I’ve studied the photo. I’ve read the allegations and conspiracy theories. And I’m not buying them. Call me captured, but I believe Carl Niehaus and Busisiwe Mkhwebane.

I know this isn’t the biggest story in the world. You could argue, for example, that I should be focusing on the arrival of Boris Johnson in Downing Street. But given that Niehaus is a more capable and trustworthy leader than Johnson, I’m staying on this one. 

The photo, widely circulated online, shows well-known appendage Niehaus having a quiet chat with a woman in a luxurious restaurant. According to the caption and the excited comments that it triggered, the woman is none other than fresh legal roadkill, Mkhwebane...

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