Zondo’s blueprint for how to invade and occupy Mzansi

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Zondo’s blueprint for how to invade and occupy Mzansi

Any foreign power wishing to annex SA and add it to its territory needs only to unleash the following blitzkrieg

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In a shocking breach of national security, the Zondo Commission this week published a blueprint for world powers detailing how to invade and occupy SA in a single day without firing a shot. 

Codenamed “Operation Make Like The Guptas And You’ll Be Hundreds”, the blueprint reveals that any foreign power wishing to annex SA and add it to its territory needs only to unleash the following blitzkrieg: 

• Load troops, tanks and brown envelopes full of cash into a small armada of transport planes. ..

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