A WORD IN THE HAND: FIFI
Rebel press beware the angry Mexican elected to high orifice
A column to satisfy your inner grammar nerd
Today’s column comes with a warning: do not read if offended by masturbation.
What I mean is: don’t read this if you are offended by reading about the concept of masturbation. I don’t really see why the abstract idea of such a perfectly natural activity should offend anyone, but it’s best to be safe. (On the other hand, I completely understand how becoming an accidental witness to the actual act of masturbation could be extremely offensive; don’t worry, we’ll have none of that here.)
So I did not start out with the intention of writing about masturbation. You can blame Mexican president Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador for this unusual dip into the lower regions of discourse...