I’ve got those polar whiners and nappy-wearing Mars tourists beat

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I’ve got those polar whiners and nappy-wearing Mars tourists beat

Sure, the explorers lost limbs, and Mars is a special kind of holiday hell - but let me tell you about my St Helena trip

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