BULL’S EYE: Cheer me up. Tell me what’s new. Just don’t say ‘lifestyle’
The trouble with the new new thing is that, as soon as you name it, it's no longer the new new thing
No, life isn’t a bloody Wordsworth poem; it’s more like something Howard Devoto sang with his band Magazine in 1980:
I am angry, I am ill and I’m as ugly as sin
My irritability keeps me alive and kicking..