Sue de Groot
Deputy features editor: Sunday Times
Sue de Groot is a writer with a special interest in words, books, people, hedgehogs, cricket and the universe; a former scriptwriter for various drama series; and the winner of some awards. Currently completing a master's degree in applied ethics through Wits University's philosophy department.
16 October 2020
If it’s not in an app or a text, it might be irredivivous. We there yet?
By Sue de Groot
5 min read
14 October 2020 FREE
If sweet dreams are made of cheese, Selena Gomez is farting carrots
By Sue de Groot
3 min read
09 October 2020 FREE
What the f**k was that, Mr Fiennes? Well, probably not gökotta
By Sue de Groot
3 min read
07 October 2020
Like a certain ridiculous little tuber, we hope the taste for orange wanes
By Sue de Groot
4 min read
02 October 2020
Fear not, killjoys are as easy to fight off as a baby-eating marrow
By Sue de Groot
3 min read
30 September 2020 FREE
After a brief complaint by the Bard’s Doll, a naughty euphemism teemed off
By Sue de Groot
2 min read
25 September 2020 FREE
If the octopus teacher taught grammar it would say ‘octopi’ is incorrect
By Sue de Groot
3 min read
23 September 2020 FREE
Jailhamsters ducked out of their stripes through some cagey fakery
By Sue de Groot
3 min read
18 September 2020
Cheques are gone but we’ll always have fabric’s checked past
By Sue de Groot
5 min read
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We could use a GPS for English monsters, but it’s more fun to just get lost